I took my time on this one. Maybe too much time. Whatever, it's here. Play it and be awestruck by it's profundity.

On a more serious note, I put a metric fuck-ton of work into this game. Aside from the music, pretty much everything else I did alone. Probably not the smartest decision, but I made it to the end with a finished product, so I must've done something right.

I hope the story I've written resonates with people. If you're afraid of phone calls, I KNOW this game will resonate with you.

It'd be cool if you told every single one of your friends to buy the game. Tell them to tell their friends as well. I think we could reach a few billion sales within the week if everyone plays their part.

If you'd prefer to play it on Steam...

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3042710/Rodeo_Clown/

That's all.